Team Sparkles
The lone drunk unicorn Dwight, who wins Heat Six unconscious thanks to a two-Golden self-driving upgrade.
Story so far
Team Sparkles is still just Dwight, the grief-blackout unicorn left alone after the mandagot Lucienne's death — and he wins yet again. Turning up drunk and debuffed to the L'Engle Building start, Dwight floats down through the apartments literally unconscious, bobbing in his vine while a Dr. Metcalf-style hologram shrieks at him, because his team sprang for a self-driving upgrade costing two Golden upgrades that races for him while he's passed out. Carl tosses a sticky explosive that merely bounces off their shield.
Against all sense, the auto-piloting drunk unicorn takes first place in Heat Six, ahead of the Royal Court of Princess Donut (second) and Team Flamengo (third) — a second straight fluke victory that keeps the obnoxious, bereaved unicorn improbably alive and, to Osvaldo's and Donut's renewed fury, still in the running for the lethal final heat.
Appearance
A single sparkling rainbow-maned unicorn slumped unconscious in a floating vine, self-driven by an upgrade hologram.
Role
The one-unicorn team that wins Heat Six unconscious via an expensive self-driving upgrade.
Relationships
Sources — 3 recorded facts, by chapter
- The obnoxious opponent duo of a foul-mouthed sparkling unicorn and his exploding-eyed mandagot, riding a walking plant.
- Reduced to the lone grieving unicorn Dwight — who nonetheless wins Heat Five outright by cheating the factory entirely.
- The lone drunk unicorn Dwight, who wins Heat Six unconscious thanks to a two-Golden self-driving upgrade.