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Dwight

Dwight the Sparkling Unicorn

The cheating unicorn's luck runs out: at the green light Team Sparkles is dismantled in seconds — vine killed, GPS fried, shield punched down — and Donut beheads Dwight in a single claw swipe, pocketing his magical horn.

Story so far

Dwight — Team Sparkles' rule-bending unicorn — meets a swift end in the final heat. Carl deliberately parked too close for the missile cannon to deploy, so Dwight bursts off the line dragging a launcher he'll never fire. In a blink, Dr. Metcalf triggers the truck's arsenal: the hole-punch gun drops his shield, redesigned vine-killing potion balls wither his mount-vine to a black stain, and a GPS-frying potion shorts out his Lucienne-avatar fairy.

Princess Donut smokes out the window onto the roof and takes Dwight's head off with one swipe of her claw, looting his magical horn before the elimination notice even lands. The system's verdict: 'Team Sparkles has been eliminated because... Holy shit, that was pretty badass.' The wildcard who cheated his way to a Heat-5 and Heat-6 win is dead.

Appearance

A pristine short-statured white unicorn with a flowing rainbow mane and iridescent opalescent horn; canonical look — his death is instantaneous.

Role

The cheating rival unicorn, killed in the opening seconds of the final heat by Donut's claw.

Relationships

Princess Donut — Who beheads him in a single swipe and takes his magical horn.
Carl — Who parked to jam his missile cannon and orchestrated the kill.
Lucienne — His dead teammate, whose likeness he wore on his now-fried GPS.
Sources — 6 recorded facts, by chapter
Chapter 7
  • A sparkling unicorn who is a complete prick — beautiful, magical, and insufferably rude, of Team Sparkles.
Chapter 58
  • The insufferable sparkling unicorn — now seen out of his vine for the first time, drunk and sobbing over his dead teammate Lucienne.
Chapter 59
  • Still drunk and inconsolable on the bar floor, the unicorn suddenly lunges and stabs the DJ in the face with his horn as Carl's concert begins.
Chapter 60
  • The grieving, blackout-drunk unicorn who triggers a full bar brawl by stabbing the DJ mid-concert over his dead teammate.
Chapter 83
  • The lucky drunk unicorn, sober and armed at last — rolling into the final heat with a missile launcher and a GPS shaped like his dead teammate.
Chapter 85
  • The cheating unicorn's luck runs out: at the green light Team Sparkles is dismantled in seconds — vine killed, GPS fried, shield punched down — and Donut beheads Dwight in a single claw swipe, pocketing his magical horn.
Character sheet
LitRPG stats — unique to this series. Other books surface a different panel here.
Enchanter LVL 87
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