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Tipid

the fourth-edition author

The scarred, memory-wiped fourth-edition cookbook author, now revealed as a former game guide with deep hidden-guildhall lore.

Story so far

Tipid, the scarred, eyebrow-less former crawler and author of the fourth edition of the Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook, resurfaces as a quietly indispensable head of lore. Though his brain was re-scrambled and his memory wiped by a blast during Faction Wars — leaving Carl guilty about not talking to him more — he retains a surprisingly deep knowledge of hidden guildhalls, more than Mordecai and Mistress Tiatha combined, from his years as a dungeon 'game guide.' At the Lollipop he correctly deduces the stage-performance guild is hidden inside the bar, and cracks its lock: certain karaoke songs are secretly marked, and a singer who keeps the magical Guitar-Hero-style gauge in the green for a whole marked song opens the guild entrance. He also warns Carl about the war mages — evil creatures likely to use the crew to clear the Cabaret then kill them — but vouches for the skink Herot as a trustworthy 'thorn in the side' of a past season's showrunners, and flags the shadow mimics as the real danger.

He vets Carl's bar buffs (a 2% constitution beer; don't eat the peanuts) and gamely sings a tuneless 'Love Shack' to prove his theory. Samantha nurses an oblivious crush on him.

Appearance

A scarred, eyebrow-less former human crawler, weathered and quiet, nursing beers at the bar.

Role

The party's memory-wiped lore-keeper, whose hidden-guildhall expertise unlocks the entertainers' guild for the Corcunda quest.

Relationships

Carl — Confides his doubts about the war mages and cracks the karaoke-guild lock for him, while Carl carries guilt over Tipid's wiped memory.
Herot — Remembers watching the skink as a game guide and vouches he can be trusted.
Samantha — The god-head who has decided she is in love with him and plans an imaginary bachelorette party.
Mordecai — His fellow manager, whom he warns is dangerously glitching as an impossible changeling-and-shadow-mimic.

Earlier in this series

Also appears in books you've already read — spoiler-safe to their endings:

Sources — 2 recorded facts, by chapter
Chapter 1
  • A former crawler and cookbook author whose memory was wiped, being caught up on Faction Wars aboard the personal space.
Chapter 41
  • The scarred, memory-wiped fourth-edition cookbook author, now revealed as a former game guide with deep hidden-guildhall lore.
Character sheet
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Former crawler (fourth-edition cookbook author); ex game guide LVL unknown
Skills & spells
  • encyclopedic knowledge of hidden guildhalls
  • food-buff vetting
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