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Cretin-Sized Game Controllers

The Missile System Controller

Repurposed oversized video game controller the Sledge still clutches, his link to the missile system.

Story so far

The Sledge sits staring sadly off into nothing, still clutching the repurposed, large-sized video game controller for the missile system, with Princess Donut perched on his shoulder.

The controller is the physical half of a capability nobody else can take up: Edgar can't tattoo a rock or extract anything from him, and a Changeling is unlikely to lift a spell that Cretins don't normally have. Rosetta concludes that they'll have to manage — meaning the Sledge and his controller remain the only way to work the missiles.

Appearance

An oversized video game controller, scaled for enormous stone hands and rewired to drive a missile system.

Role

Interface linking the Sledge to the missile system, and unique to him.

Relationships

The SledgeBk 5 — Clutches it constantly; only he can use it.
Cretins — Sized for their enormous hands.
Edgar — Cannot extract the spell that pairs with it.
Sources — 2 recorded facts, by chapter
Chapter 70
  • Custom-made small controllers the crawlers built for the cretins, later mimicked in the missile fire-control rigs.
Chapter 90
  • Repurposed oversized video game controller the Sledge still clutches, his link to the missile system.
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