Planet Beautiful

Story so far

Planet Beautiful is a popular, drier-than-usual narration program about the current season's planet, onto which Zev books Carl and Princess-Donut (just the two of them — Katia-Grim stays in the dungeon, Mongo goes in the cage). Rather than a live interview, it's a sound-booth reading of prepared lines for a segment feeding the galaxy's obsession with Earth culture. When Carl presses Zev, the topic turns out to be Earth beauty pageants and pet shows — which sends Donut into raptures ('WE WILL DO IT.

I CAN'T WAIT.'). Carl agrees, refusing only to read any anti-Earth propaganda, and privately relishes what sounds like a rare, low-danger 'vacation' compared to their usual shows — famous last words.

Role

An upcoming low-stakes narration gig for Carl and Donut on beauty pageants and pet shows.

Relationships