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Toddler Cocaine

Daddy's Little Snow Drops · the white powder

Giant anthill-piles of low-dose, kid-marketed cocaine filling a factory room — the Coblyn Corporation's mascot-branded flagship product.

Story so far

Toddler Cocaine, also known as Daddy's Little Snow Drops, is the Coblyn Corporation's flagship product and the theme of the second factory room in the Gasworks Screw Factory heat — mountainous white anthill-piles of raw powder before the 'patent-pending Wack Flavoring' is added. Marketed as low-dose but highly addictive cocaine sold directly to children too fragile to enjoy it and too poor for the higher-grade stuff, it comes in flavors, each with a matching mascot and collectible doll: Sally Speedball (blueberry, packaged with press-on bump nails and two free hits), Toot-Toot, and Belushi, who form an all-girl band called the Nose Candy Star Dusters. In the race, vehicles plow through the piles until the air is a blinding white fog and every car, mount, and containment shield is coated in dust, the froth misting off Carl's bubble like a sparkler.

It reduces visibility to nothing at the worst moment of the rescue run.

Appearance

Giant anthill-like mountains of chalky white powder dotting a factory room, thrown into a blinding fog when driven through.

Role

The Coblyn Corporation's kid-marketed cocaine, filling the second factory room and blinding the racers with white dust.

Relationships

Coblyn Corporation — The knocker conglomerate that manufactures and mascots it for children.
knockers — Its harmless makers, fiercely protective of the product.
Carl — Drives through its blinding fog mid-race, his shield frothing with the dust.
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Chapter 66
  • Giant anthill-piles of low-dose, kid-marketed cocaine filling a factory room — the Coblyn Corporation's mascot-branded flagship product.
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