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The Piranha River

I-Sure-Hope-These-Piranhas-Haven't-Learned-to-Fly River

A bridgeless, shallow jungle river the party must ford on the direct route to Upano.

Story so far

The I-Sure-Hope-These-Piranhas-Haven't-Learned-to-Fly River is a bridgeless waterway crossing the jungle Heat Four map. Dr. Metcalf's recommended route fords it directly — the map marks the water as shallow, and he judges it no problem with the Big Shot Chicken food truck's new gyro and re-sizable all-terrain tire upgrades. Its ominously jokey name warns of the piranhas within, a hazard the crew must simply drive through on the way to the Upano pit stop.

Appearance

A shallow, bridgeless jungle river whose name warns of resident piranhas.

Role

A fordable piranha-infested river on the direct jungle route to Upano.

Relationships

Dr. Metcalf — Routes the truck across its shallow ford, trusting the new tire and gyro upgrades.
Temple of the Exploding Snake Goddess — The temple hazard the river crossing helps the party bypass.
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Chapter 43
  • A bridgeless, shallow jungle river the party must ford on the direct route to Upano.
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