A scroll Milk wrote long ago that silences the dungeon's announcements, and nobody has ever noticed.
Milk hasn't been paying attention to the season and doesn't bother turning on the Recap Episodes — long ago she wrote a scroll that works to mute the announcements, and nobody has ever noticed. It is a quiet, decades-long act of sabotage by the author of the sixth edition of the Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook, and part of why she has slept through entire seasons inside her Calligraphy Guild without anyone noticing. It also explains her total ignorance of what is happening in the current season when Miriam and Prepotente burst in.
A linen scroll of Milk's own authorship.
The homemade scroll that let Milk unplug from the dungeon entirely for decades.