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Eris's Five-Sided Coin

the five-sided coin · Eris's coin · the chaos coin

Eris's magic poker-chip coin whose four faces are catastrophic fates for Carl — and whose grabbed 'fifth side' makes them all random.

Story so far

Eris's five-sided coin is a chaos artifact the Goddess of Chaos conjures to gamble Carl's fate before the Ascendent is chosen. Poker-chip sized, it shows her laughing face and a swirl in base form, then reveals four catastrophic outcomes, one of which must come to pass: Princess Donut dies ('RIP'); Carl loses his feet ('Carl de-FEET-ed'); most of his friends die; or Carl hangs upside-down by one foot from a tree, ringed with player-killer skulls, captioned 'I become what they accuse me of.' Eris has Robot Uzi Jesus flip it so she can't be accused of rigging it — but Carl snatches it from the air, burning his hand, and thereby 'picks the fifth side': pure randomness, meaning any, all, or none of the four fates may occur. The coin dissolves into a slow-spinning swirl tattoo on his palm, a chaos-brand even the AI can't identify.

Appearance

A metal, poker-chip-sized coin bearing Eris's laughing face and a swirl, its faces shifting to show grim illustrated fates.

Role

Eris's fate-gambling chaos coin that brands Carl with a random-outcome curse.

Relationships

Eris — The chaos goddess who conjures and wagers it on Carl's fate.
Carl — Grabs it mid-flip, unlocking the random 'fifth side' and gaining a swirl palm-tattoo.
Robot Uzi Jesus — Eris's pet, tasked with flipping the coin 'fairly.'
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Chapter 37
  • Eris's magic poker-chip coin whose four faces are catastrophic fates for Carl — and whose grabbed 'fifth side' makes them all random.
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