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A hairy, Speedo-clad stripper NPC and Mario Kart ace who drives Heat Three hopped up on time-tasting uppers.
Gluteus Maxx is one of the party's fuzzy stripper NPCs, chosen to drive Heat Three because Carl's kangaroo suit keeps him from the pedals and Gluteus is among the best of the strippers at Mario Kart. He wears nothing but a Speedo and a borrowed hockey helmet, bellowing and revving the Big Shot Chicken food truck's engine with manic enthusiasm, taunting the rival Draconian gunner and pining for his dead friend Steve. To Carl's horror, he reveals he's taken two outworlder uppers Samantha scavenged — drugs that let one 'taste time' — leaving his eyes red and his driving terrifyingly reckless just as the steep, sugar-skull-swarmed downhill race begins.
A short, densely hairy humanoid stripper wearing only a Speedo and a borrowed hockey helmet, arms corded with bulging veins, eyes gone red from stimulants.
The party's drug-addled stripper driver for the mob-swarmed Heat Three.
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