Mordecai-brewed potion that lies to the system about your Charisma for two minutes.
Mordecai brewed this potion in the eighteenth-floor Crafting Room specifically to exploit the Cloak of the Benevolent Champion. Formerly called Charisma Cheat, the system now labels it MySpace Photo. It tricks the system into reading the drinker's base Charisma as 30 points higher than it truly is, and it lasts only two minutes, so the window is tight.
Princess Donut drank it so the system would see her base Charisma as 193 instead of 163 at the moment she equipped Quan's cloak, meaning her base Constitution of four would climb to 193 rather than 163. The trick worked, and it was the real reason Mordecai had insisted on delaying the equip. The system's revenge was a rude Catfish achievement.
A potion Donut sniffed at suspiciously before drinking.
The stat-spoofing lynchpin of Donut's celestial cloak exploit.