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Warlord Chat
Battle Chat
Cross-faction warlord channel used to give orders, panic, and troll Epitome Tagg into paralysis.
Story so far
The channel carries the whole chapter's command traffic. Carl uses it to order everyone into Larracos, to argue with Tran about coming in from the field, and to trade clipped lines with Justice Light about his already-armed trap.
It is also the battlefield for Donut's stalling operation. Epitome Tagg demands to know what is being done to Louis; Donut answers by renaming herself EPITOME TAGG'S SEXY MOTHER and posting increasingly unhinged all-caps taunts, until the system tells her she is out of name changes for the day. Tagg's furious replies are the proof it's working — he is too angry to shut down his golem.
Role
The communications layer that both coordinates the crawlers and lets Donut disable an enemy warlord.
Relationships
Carl — Issues evacuation orders through it.
Donut — Uses it and its name-change feature to enrage Tagg.
Epitome Tagg — Rages through it while being surgically severed.
Sources — 30 recorded facts, by chapter
Chapter 4
- The private message board for a team's warlords, officers and adjutant - and the place the Posse's first order of business is waiting.
Chapter 13
- Private communication and management channel for team warlords, which Juice Box knows of but cannot access.
Chapter 14
- The chat channels carrying Mordecai's explanations, Donut's party planning, Zev's quips and Florin's summons.
Chapter 16
- Private messaging and command interface used to speak past the dungeon's listeners and run a warlord's army.
Chapter 18
- Private text channel the crawlers use for sensitive planning, assuming the walls have ears.
Chapter 19
- Direct message channel between the ten Faction Wars warlords, visible only from the flag room.
Chapter 22
- Warlord-tier notification channel that delivers faction offers to Carl, including one at the worst possible moment.
Chapter 23
- The warlords' private channel, used by the Lemig to attempt sabotage of Carl's procedure.
Chapter 24
- Shared chat channel between warlords that also satisfies Summon Ally's mutual-chat requirement.
Chapter 25
- Private messaging layer between warlords, used here for threats, action items, and system-wide rule announcements.
Chapter 27
- The faction command interface: mass messaging, platoons, guard slots and war machine limits, all in one system.
Chapter 30
- Army-wide broadcast channel Donut uses as Warlord to issue the assault orders to two thousand soldiers.
Chapter 31
- The army's banded comms channel through which Carl issues orders, switchable between broadcast and local bands.
Chapter 35
- Command channel Carl uses to trade orders with his officers, labeled by rank and title in his interface.
Chapter 37
- Carl's command channel, used to warn of brain worms and to give the order to unleash Tina.
Chapter 39
- The defenders' battlefield messaging channel, where Carl and Donut issue orders tagged as Warlord.
Chapter 41
- The Posse's command channel, flooded with dozens of messages a second as the battle preparations peak.
Chapter 48
- The warlord messaging channel where alliance changes post and Donut wages her feud with Stalwart.
Chapter 59
- Army-wide channel carrying warlord orders, capture notifications, and Donut's all-caps replies.
Chapter 71
- The command channel Carl uses to warn allies, and the system feed carrying warlord proposals.
Chapter 80
- The named-speaker command channel where Rosetta, Tipid, Justice Light and Baroness Victory coordinate.
Chapter 81
- The message channel carrying the entire battle, where Carl fires a dozen questions and gets no answers.
Chapter 85
- The warlord channel that delivers Agatha's removal and Victory's baffled disclaimer.
Chapter 86
- The leaders' shared channel where Li Na, Britney, and Donut coordinate the final go-order.
Chapter 88
- The text channel Carl uses to scream evacuation orders and receive assault coordination mid-battle.
Chapter 90
- Private channel between warlords where Akuma's confession, Tagg's despair, and Donut's name complaints all collide.
Chapter 92
- Warlord-level messaging channel used to coordinate the joint Princess Posse and Team Retribution operation.
Chapter 93
- The cross-faction warlord channel where the team debates Tagg and where Tagg himself still speaks despite having no body.
Chapter 95
- Warlord-to-warlord messaging channel through which Carl negotiates with, and stalls, the disembodied Tagg.
Chapter 96
- Cross-faction warlord channel used to give orders, panic, and troll Epitome Tagg into paralysis.