The Missing Dancers
The unexplained disappearance of the Desperado Club's entire dancing staff, replaced overnight by strangers.
Story so far
Dong Quixote, Splash Zone, Bucket Boy, and Doctor Bones have been searching the Desperado Club for two missing strippers, Anaconda and Damascus Steel, and have found nothing — the new concierge says he hasn't seen them and Clarabelle says the same. Princess Donut insists she saw one of them in there somewhere and that he didn't simply disappear.
The problem is broader than two dancers. The Penis Parade has re-opened with an entirely new cast, and so has Bitches, whose whole crew — including Snail Trail and Grandma Sticky — is gone. Splash Zone, whose wife is among them, vows to go back in and keep looking once the offensive ends. With the club about to be closed for an extended period, the trail is going cold.
Role
An unresolved disappearance hanging over the crawlers as the club faces closure.
Relationships
Sources — 1 recorded facts, by chapter
- The unexplained disappearance of the Desperado Club's entire dancing staff, replaced overnight by strangers.