Summoned eighth-floor monster totem resembling Jesus who refuses to fight, complains his spells don't work, and offers Carl a drink.
When the soldiers on the roof of The Barracks sweep out their eighth-floor Monster Cards, a menagerie appears — a minotaur, a griffin thing, an owl-faced robed figure with claws, a glowing god-like being riding a giant peacock — and among them what Carl first takes for another form of Jesus, but whose name reads only "1970's Death Cult leader." He begins loudly complaining that his spells aren't working the instant he is summoned, and the crawler who summoned him yells right back as though they were mid-argument the last time he was dismissed. His voice sounds a lot like Uzi Jesus's.
Unlike every other summon, he never enters the battle and the Tripper blast doesn't touch him. He watches Carl beat J IronFjord's face off and mutters "That's really nasty." Afterward the totem stands with his hands on his hips surveying the carnage, grins, and tells Carl he could really use a nice refreshing drink — would he like to join him?
A long-haired, bearded man in the mold of a Jesus figure, robed and unbothered, standing with his hands on his hips amid the carnage.
A summoned eighth-floor totem who spectates the battle and invites Carl for a drink.