Cretin

Cretins

Seven-foot tuxedoed rock-monster bodyguards for hire at the Desperado Club — dim but loyal muscle.

Story so far

Cretins are a rock-monster race that staffs the Desperado Club as hired security. Carl and Princess-Donut, both on the bounty list, buy two level-35 Cretin bodyguards — Bomo and The Sledge — seven-foot, tuxedoed, and about as bright as their names suggest, following at a respectful distance. When a Bloodlust assassin stuns the pair and nearly gets the party killed, Carl intervenes with management to keep them from harsh punishment and requests them as his regular guards, earning their quiet, rocky loyalty.

The Igneous race Chris-Andrews chose is a related-but-distinct kind of rock-being.

Appearance

Seven-foot humanoid rock monsters in tuxedos, dim-witted and terse, communicating in the fewest possible words.

Role

The Desperado Club's rent-a-muscle race; Carl's loyal recurring bodyguards.

Relationships

Bomo and The Sledge — The two Cretins Carl hires and adopts as his regular guards.

Carl — Hires them, saves them from punishment, and keeps them on retainer.

Sources — 1 recorded facts, by chapter

Chapter 34

Seven-foot tuxedoed rock-monster bodyguards for hire at the Desperado Club — dim but loyal muscle.