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Enriched Pet Biscuit

The Paramour · Nothing Special · Nothing Special Party Companion

Refined pet biscuits with fixed outcomes — including 'The Paramour,' which makes a pet a lovestruck level-1 crawler.

Story so far

Enriched (or Enriched) Pet Biscuits are highly refined versions of the chance-based enhanced pet biscuits that transformed Princess Donut, Prepotente, and Bianca — but with known, fixed results. Prepotente won three in a celestial box: 'Nothing Special' (turns a creature into a basic leveling dungeon pet, reverted to juvenile form), 'Nothing Special Party Companion' (like Donut's result but keeping the pet's exact form, no speech), and the unique 'The Paramour.' The Paramour resets a pet to level 1, grants it crawler status and a class, transforms it into an upright oxygen-breathing 'mascot/furry' form (1–2.5m), and inflicts a permanent, incurable charm making it hopelessly in love with whoever fed it. Prepotente considers using it on his pre-dungeon goat girlfriend Ragazzaccia out of loneliness, but Princess Donut forcefully talks him out of it as a 'crime against nature.'

Appearance

Small, crumbly, glowing pet biscuits.

Role

Fixed-outcome pet-transformation biscuits, one of which forcibly charms a pet into love.

Relationships

Prepotente — Holds three, agonizing over whether to use 'The Paramour' on Ragazzaccia.
Princess Donut — Herself a pet-biscuit result; condemns the Paramour and forbids its use.
Ragazzaccia — The goat Prepotente considers transforming with it.
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Chapter 18
  • Refined pet biscuits with fixed outcomes — including 'The Paramour,' which makes a pet a lovestruck level-1 crawler.
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