The Pineapple Cabaret

Story so far

When Growler Gary gives Princess Formidable ten seconds to choose where he sends her, the four options are Death, Scolopendra Club, the Cabaret backstage, or Earth's surface. Formidable, who has never heard of it, asks what the hells the cabaret is.

Gary corrects her carefully — it is the Pineapple Cabaret, and the offer is specifically backstage at the cabaret, not the cabaret itself — and calls it not a bad choice before telling her tick tock, Miss Piggy. Formidable picks the surface instead, so the Pineapple Cabaret remains an unexplored option, notable mainly for the distinction Gary insists on between the venue and whatever waits behind it.

Role

One of four fates the AI dangles in front of a deposed orc princess.

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