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Probably-Never-Going-to-Need-This-Stuff Folder

Carl's inventory junk drawer, holding his bagpipes, a bucket of glitter, a Bea Arthur condom, and a sushi-making kit.

Story so far

When Princess Donut realized Pied Piper meant Carl could now play his bagpipes and proposed starting a band for Louis's Second Wedding, Carl said the bagpipes were in his probably-never-going-to-need-this-stuff folder and that's where they were staying. Donut asked whether that was where he kept the bucket of glitter, the Bea Arthur condom, and the sushi-making kit. Carl confirmed: amongst other things, yes.

Appearance

An inventory folder of accumulated novelty junk.

Role

Carl's inventory catch-all for items he never expects to use.

Relationships

Carl — Owner of the folder.
Carl's Inventory — The inventory system it organizes.
Pied Piper — The skill that made its bagpipes newly relevant.
Sources — 1 recorded facts, by chapter
Chapter 91
  • Carl's inventory junk drawer, holding his bagpipes, a bucket of glitter, a Bea Arthur condom, and a sushi-making kit.
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