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Shit Just Hit

Shit Just Hit Folder

Carl's emergency inventory folder of massed explosives, dumped all at once over the Piccadilly.

Story so far

Rather than carefully aiming the massive-payload Waffle Maker bombs at The Piccadilly, Carl took the entire contents of an inventory folder titled 'Shit Just Hit' and dropped it in the theater's general direction from mid-air above Larracos.

The payload included about 20 Waffle Makers, two No Disassemble EMP Bombs, a pair of anti-personnel Cheese Cutters, approximately 500 Impact Hob-Lobbers, and more sticks of dynamite than Carl could count. Released simultaneously, it destroyed the Soul Gem Generator, shattered every window in the area, cracked the aqueduct infrastructure, and triggered the City Defense System.

Appearance

An inventory folder, its entire contents released at once as a rain of bombs.

Role

Carl's doomsday bundle, deployed on reflex with catastrophic collateral effects.

Relationships

Carl — Organized and dumped it in a single reflexive move.
The Piccadilly — The building it landed on.
City Defense System — Activated by the attack.
Sources — 1 recorded facts, by chapter
Chapter 83
  • Carl's emergency inventory folder of massed explosives, dumped all at once over the Piccadilly.
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