Enchanted Hairbrush of the Beefmaster

Story so far

Awarded to Carl from one of the seven celestial boxes dropped during the attack on Club Vanquisher, the Beefmaster is a shining gold hairbrush with a jeweled handle. Every stroke through the hair makes it scream like a crowd of women at a rock concert, and when he stops it shouts 'Encore! Encore!' for two solid minutes. It works only on a male with hair averaging 25 centimeters or longer, once per day per person, and its description name-drops Samson, Fabio, Michael Bolton, Jim Morrison, Stryper, and Yanni.

Five minutes of brushing grants thirty hours of Shining Charisma, Speedster, plus 25% constitution, and level 10 Entourage — and shiny, glistening hair. Carl finds the constitution boost alone makes it frustratingly invaluable, so like his magical boxers it is now too good to give up; he abandons his plan to cut his hair. Mordecai had never seen the Speedster benefit awarded this way. It is Carl's third celestial item, behind The Scavenger's Daughter and the potion that gave him Gloom Wraith Phase.

Appearance

A hairbrush of shining gold with a jeweled handle, indistinguishable in shape from an ordinary brush until it starts screaming.

Role

Carl's celestial-tier buff item, granting speed, charisma, and constitution at the cost of long hair and dignity.

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