Story so far
Mid-surgery, Donut admits she stole one of her insult jokes off the end of the internet, and notes that Carl once posted something very similar on his Facebook page — "well, Miss Beatrice posted it on his behalf."
Carl's response is that insults aren't funny or effective when you reuse or steal them, and that the whole bit was lifted from the Godfather anyway. Donut's counter is that Epitome Tagg is a bald CEO robot guy with mommy and anger issues from another planet, so he'll never know she's lifting material.
Role
Donut's former owner, invoked in a joke about recycled internet insults.
Relationships
Donut — Her former owner.
Carl — Posted to his Facebook page on his behalf.
Earlier in this series
Also appears in books you've already read — spoiler-safe to their endings:
Sources — 8 recorded facts, by chapter
Chapter 9
- Donut's late owner, invoked as an authority on both affairs and extreme cosmetic procedures.
Chapter 19
- Figure from Donut's past life, invoked as the standard of visible trembling excitement.
Chapter 34
- Subject of the story Nihit tried to scoop Odette on — that Miss Beatrice was still alive.
Chapter 47
- Donut's late owner, cited from memory as a woman who read about communication but never practiced it.
Chapter 50
- Donut's old show-cat acquaintance, remembered for the diet pills that wrecked her appearance.
Chapter 85
- Remembered by Donut for owning a Shake Weight, the reference point for Harpocrates's flail.
Chapter 86
- Donut's former owner, remembered as awful yet beautiful despite a few monstrosities on her body.
Chapter 96
- Donut's late owner, who once posted on Carl's Facebook the very insult Donut recycles at Tagg.