Off-screen orc celebrity whose amazing dog-paddling skills rival the naga shipyard scandal for headline space.
Selling the scale of Princess Vinata's leaked shipyard conspiracy to the audience, The Announcer said that out in the greater universe it's headline news — "Almost as big as that whole thing with that orc lady with amazing dog-paddling skills."
The throwaway comparison is the AI's usual method of undercutting genuinely galaxy-shaking news with tabloid trivia, and it goes unexplained.
Running tabloid reference used to rank the naga scandal's newsworthiness.