The Desperado Club's replacement concierge, who denies ever seeing the missing dancers.
The Desperado Club has a new concierge, and when Dong Quixote's search party asked after the missing strippers Anaconda and Damascus Steel, he said he hadn't seen them at all. Clarabelle said the same.
His very existence is part of the pattern troubling the crawlers: staff throughout the Desperado Club have been quietly replaced, with The Penis Parade and Bitches both reopening under all-new casts.
Replacement concierge of the Desperado Club, and an unreliable witness to the disappearances.