Squonk
The Squonk is a legendary level-35 creature so miserable, harmless, and grotesque that it cries continuously and eventually dissolves into water without being attacked.
Story so far
The easy practice arena generates a knee-high pink creature from the eastern United States behind a tree. It has a batlike face, piglike body, thin trembling legs, excessive loose skin, infected-looking welts, and an unpleasant smell.
Its description states that it has no attacks and exists in constant depression over its appearance. Geraldo refuses to touch it, while Donut compares its sobbing to Beatrice.
The Squonk rolls onto its side, passes gas, cries harder, and spontaneously pops into water. Its disappearance ends combat without either side landing an attack.
Appearance
A knee-high, hairless pink bat-faced pig with trembling legs, heavy wrinkled skin, welts, moles, and constant tears.
Role
The Squonk demonstrates that rarity does not guarantee combat value and makes easy practice nearly useless.
Relationships
Sources — 1 recorded facts, by chapter
- The Squonk is a legendary level-35 creature so miserable, harmless, and grotesque that it cries continuously and eventually dissolves into water without being attacked.