HeyZoos
HeyZoos obeys only about half of Donut's commands, lies about failures, refuses resurrection, and even shoots himself while arguing.
Story so far
Repeated practice shows HeyZoos is less openly hostile than Asojano but more persistently manipulative. He agrees cheerfully to commands, performs only about half, and later claims he already complied.
When a minotaur cuts Geraldo in two, Donut orders HeyZoos to cast Resurrect Totem. He sits idle, claims the intact corpse proves success, insults the dead seal, and offers to shoot the bull instead.
Carl determines the refusal is retaliation for Donut saying he is not the real Jesus. Donut apologizes under pressure, but HeyZoos continues moralizing rather than casting.
He accidentally fires his uzi into his own shoulder while gesturing, drops the weapon, and leaves Raul to kill the charging minotaur. His power remains high enough that Carl postpones ejecting him, but the behavior makes him nearly useless in fast control battles.
Appearance
A haloed gunman arguing with Donut while accidentally shooting his own shoulder and dropping the uzi.
Role
HeyZoos is a powerful healer and ranged unit whose refusal, lies, and carelessness undermine the deck.
Relationships
Sources — 3 recorded facts, by chapter
- HeyZoos is a level-140 Ecuadorian undead healer and ranged unique totem who wields an uzi, raises other totems, and resists commands.
- HeyZoos remembers Florin, arrives through a crucifixion spectacle, and immediately attacks Shi Maria before dying on her leg.
- HeyZoos obeys only about half of Donut's commands, lies about failures, refuses resurrection, and even shoots himself while arguing.