An enormous pink Orc deckmaster in Hawaiian attire who loses the third Secret Challenge fight to Carl's immediate hob-lobber.
The Luau appears as an extremely large female pink-skinned Orc wearing a lei, grass skirt, and coconut bra. A smaller piglet companion plays conga drums beside her.
She immediately summons a fire-breathing Mo'o with a spear. Before any deck strategy develops, Carl throws a low-powered hob-lobber across the arena.
The compact explosion kills the Luau, the piglet, and the Mo'o in under five seconds. Donut calls the result wasted practice, while Carl treats it as proof of the intended real-combat strategy.
A huge pink female Orc in Hawaiian costume beside a conga-playing piglet and spear-carrying lizard.
The Luau is the fragile deckmaster example validating immediate physical elimination.