Enchanted Nipple Ring of the Superior Fire Demon's Hand Maiden

Story so far

The Legendary Beguiler's Box contains one red-glowing nipple ring, to Donut's disgust. It must be manually attached the first time and only works for female quadrupeds.

The wearer can remove cursed items, ignores natural fire and lava, resists fire spells, loses no health in Sheol, and adds intelligence-scaled damage to every fire attack. This amplifies Donut's Fireball, Magic Missile, and Wall of Fire.

Its daily item spell, Bitch, What?, creates twenty seconds of fiery blunt invulnerability and uncontrolled berserking, so Mordecai insists Donut use it only while isolated from allies.

Appearance

A tiny red-glowing enchanted ring radiating infernal fire protection.

Role

The ring is near-celestial fire equipment whose berserk ability is as dangerous to allies as enemies.

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