Kevin and Magnificent Troy

Story so far

Kevin, an orange four-eyed lizard reporter, appears with orc announcer Magnificent Troy when the wipe-style window freezes combat. Both wear tuxedos with loose bow ties and appear heavily intoxicated after the AI crisis and quarantine.

They interrupt Lucia Mar's one-sided Beijing battle, open betting, and reconstruct the causal chain from Ines's bard skills, Carl's zombie turkey, marine infection, demon eviction, and Samantha's teleport. Their broadcast reveals spell names, levels, demon types, and the existence of eight combat groups.

Despite admitting conditions are collapsing around them in orbit, they continue performing their required entertainment roles.

Appearance

A four-eyed orange lizard and drunken orc in rumpled tuxedos behind floating live-battle windows.

Role

The pair supplies otherwise inaccessible system-level exposition while packaging catastrophe as betting entertainment.

Relationships