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Widget

the Grease Gremlin · the train technician

A tiny, foul-mouthed Grease Gremlin train mechanic who helps the party escape Substation E — and is beheaded for it.

Story so far

Widget is a level-19 Grease Gremlin, an Iron Tangle steam-engine technician who zip-lines down a chain from his watchtower to Substation E when Carl's hijacked Nightmare Express rolls in during the ghoul infestation. A gremlin who chose boiler repair over bloodshed — held in check only by mandatory HR sensitivity training — he rants in a garbled Creole-cockney patois, mourns the engineer CrackJack only to mock him ("CockJack"), and cares mostly that Fire Brandy, now expecting, is unharmed. Smitten with Princess Donut (praising the "meat on her bones" and inviting her to his wife's fish stew at Station 60), he unhooks the ruined cars, coaches the party toward the Escape Velocity and the employee line, and prepares to spin the turntable and ride out with them.

As he waves goodbye, a spider-ghoul Donut had "killed" reanimates and tears his head off in a single motion, devouring him — leaving Donut to work the tower controls alone.

Appearance

A goblin-shaped creature far smaller than a normal goblin — about two feet, Zev-sized — covered head to toe in black bristly hair instead of clothes, wearing a little railroad cap and a toolbelt dragging a wrench three times his length.

Role

NPC mechanic of Substation E who aids the party's escape before being killed by a reanimated ghoul.

Relationships

Fire Brandy — The train's demon fireman, whose pregnancy and safety he frets over.
Princess Donut — The 'lassie' he flirts with and invites home for fish stew.
Carl — Helps him abandon the yard via the turntable and employee line.
Festering Ghoul — A reanimated spider-ghoul beheads and eats him.

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Chapter 17
  • A tiny, foul-mouthed Grease Gremlin train mechanic who helps the party escape Substation E — and is beheaded for it.
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Iron Tangle Steam Engine Train Technician (Non-Combatant NPC) LVL 19
Notable gear
  • giant wrench three times his length
  • little railroad cap
  • toolbelt
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