A mushroom funeral bell guard whom Donut leaves with orders to protect Mordecai and spare the pink-feathered dinosaur.
Miss Nance is the closest mushroom guard when Princess Donut decides to accompany Carl out of town. Donut addresses her directly and announces that Mordecai is being left in charge — he is not allowed to fight, but he can tell the guards what to do. Her instructions are to keep setting up the town's defenses, and if the intruders attack, to first drag Mordecai to a safe room whether he likes it or not.
Donut then sighs dramatically and adds one more order: do not let any dinosaurs into town, but if the one with the pink feathers attacks, try not to kill her, since they'll have to deal with her eventually but must handle this first. Miss Nance answers everything with a grunt.
One of the town's funeral bell mushroom guards, large enough for a person to shelter beneath its bell.
The mushroom guard Donut puts in charge of protecting Mordecai and the town's defenses.