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Bomo and the Sledge

Bomo · The Sledge · Sledgie · the rock monster · the-sledge

Carl's loyal Cretin bodyguards, now toting real shield magic — and a pink boa and cowboy hat courtesy of Donut.

Story so far

Bomo and The Sledge greet Carl and Princess-Donut at the station-41 Desperado Club with an upgrade: The Sledge casts a blue magic-protection spell while Bomo proudly deploys a newly purchased translucent 'smack protect' shield against physical attacks, leaving the pair practically invulnerable inside the club. They stand guard as Carl confronts the dangerous Frank-Q — Bomo twice snapping to intercept when Frank moves, several unseen cretin bodyguards materializing at his side — while The Sledge escorts Donut through the Bitches and Penis Parade strip clubs, returning draped in a pink feather boa, a cowboy hat, and a giant 'I like my sausages extra-large' pinback button. Their gentle loyalty holds firm as ever.

Appearance

Two seven-foot humanoid rock monsters in tuxedos; The Sledge now sporting a pink feather boa, a cowboy hat, and a Penis Parade pinback button.

Role

Carl and Donut's recurring Desperado Club security, now shield-casters and reluctant fashion victims.

Relationships

Carl — Guard him against Frank; blanket him in near-invulnerable club shields.
Princess Donut — The Sledge escorts her through the strip clubs and returns festooned in a boa and hat.
Frank Q — The dangerous drunk they brace to intercept during Carl's tense meeting.
Sources — 4 recorded facts, by chapter
Chapter 34
  • Two dim-but-loyal level-35 Cretin bodyguards Carl adopts as his regular Desperado Club security.
Chapter 40
  • A terse cretin guard who keeps admirers away from Carl and interprets the Sledge's protective gesture toward Donut.
  • A protective rock monster who spends his own money to shield Donut and escorts her into the restricted Dodge Guild.
Chapter 45
  • Carl's loyal Cretin bodyguards, now toting real shield magic — and a pink boa and cowboy hat courtesy of Donut.
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LVL 35
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