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Floor Ten

Don't Come in Last · the tenth floor · the racing floor

The tenth floor: a lethal seven-heat vehicular racing arena where the last-place team dies every race.

Story so far

The tenth floor, 'Don't Come in Last,' is a vehicular death-race arena. Its rules, announced by Zev over the loudspeaker: 5,501 surviving crawlers are split into 1,800 teams of up to four, running seven heats (races) that start with nine teams each. Come in last and you die — as does your garage attendant.

Each heat a different driver must take the wheel; vehicles and mounts are proprietary arena machines (mechanical or biological), 100% repaired between heats so long as the garage attendant lives. Winners pick three upgrades or one Golden upgrade; last-but-one lets the audience vote your upgrade; everyone gets a Golden upgrade after heat four. Tracks are AI-designed and change each race (the first three all paved), with shifting hazards teased in advance.

The level-collapse timer is suspended, and crawlers are ordered to 'focus on the floor like everything is normal' while armies try to vaporize the solar system.

Appearance

A network of cold corrugated-metal garages opening onto AI-designed race tracks — dark asphalt roads at first, hazards changing each heat.

Role

The setting of Book 8's first half — a survival race the party must win seven times over.

Relationships

The Heat — The floor's core mechanic — each of its seven races is a Heat, lethal to the last-place team.
Hedy — The gremlin garage attendant who repairs the party's vehicle between heats.
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Chapter 4
  • The tenth floor: a lethal seven-heat vehicular racing arena where the last-place team dies every race.
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