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Vernon

Vernon the conductor · the yellow line conductor

A weary, drink-sodden dwarf train conductor whose looping memory and magic gold coins reveal the trains' secrets — killed by a trap.

Story so far

Vernon is the yellow line's dwarf conductor, met drinking in the employee break room on The Iron Tangle. Charmed by Princess Donut, he becomes the party's richest information source: he explains that employees black out at station 435 and wake at the yard, that the train physically resets each loop (letting him hoard duplicating gold coins and a drawing of a "wife" who does not exist), and that engineers only emerge in a derailment. His tragic arc ends when a booby-trapped reward-room suitcase unleashes Literal Fire Ants that immolate him alive as the party flees.

Appearance

A weary dwarf in a wrinkled conductor's uniform, perpetually nursing a jug of moonshine, with a long healed scar down one forearm.

Role

NPC conductor and key exposition source, killed by a trapped prize.

Relationships

Princess Donut — Charms him into revealing the trains' looping secrets.
Carl — Interrogates him about the end of the line and the engineers.

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Chapter 5
  • A weary, drink-sodden dwarf train conductor whose looping memory and magic gold coins reveal the trains' secrets — killed by a trap.
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Yellow Line Train Conductor (Non-Combatant NPC) LVL 32
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