A three-day convention daycare event whose celebrity judges score children's creations from one to thirty.
The physical CrawlCon daycare offers families a paid contest using supplies ranging from crayons to self-learning sculpting clay. Three virtual celebrity judges evaluate each entry, while Mexx-style robots manage the mixed-species children.
On Carl's day the judges are Carl, Hurk, and G'valt. Their inconsistent and corrupt scoring gives Lix a perfect ninety, while Keith H. finishes last and the traditionally successful Eyber entry loses.
A chaotic alien daycare full of children, floating robots, art materials, and virtual judging screens.
The event mixes ordinary childhood behavior with celebrity decline, bribery, and inter-faction convention politics.