Goblin Copper Chopper

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Chapter 16

It is a human-sized contraption resembling a junkyard bicycle welded from copper bits, with a detachable sidecar and an alligator-skull seat lined with white fur.
It is the preferred assault transport of Goblin Bomb Bards and is notoriously unreliable and unsafe.
It runs on a steam engine fed by tossing lumps of coal into a hopper, powered by a 'permacube' water source that won't run out until you die of old age.
It has two relief spigots—one for heat and one for pressure—that must not be mixed up, and it gives audible warnings instead of having gauges.
Carl acquired one (sized larger to fit him) from the goblin engineers and stored it in his inventory.

Chapter 40

The Goblin Copper Chopper can reach about 25 mph before overheating, issued a 'Boiler Breach Imminent' warning, and was driven into the stairwell hole and destroyed during the escape.