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Carl's Naughty Little Piggie Goes to Market

the new snick · the pork boy snick

The team's viral post-Death-Challenge snick starring Prince Maestro, with views climbing through the oort cloud.

Story so far

Minutes after the Death Challenge! ended, a new snick appeared on the net, this time with the entire team in on the action and each one taking a turn at Prince Maestro. Odette notes it is more obviously fabricated than the last, since Mongo is unlikely to be that well-endowed, and lets the studio audience shout the title back at her: Carl's Naughty Little Piggie Goes to Market.

Princess Donut is delighted and horrified in equal measure to learn she was in it, having had a device attached to her, and immediately demands to see it while the audience chants Glurp. The showrunners refuse to air the clip, to boos from the crowd and audible sourness from Odette, which Carl finds a relief. He knows Mordecai will be angry about baiting a god, but he would rather humiliate the Maestro repeatedly than let him rest.

Role

The viral video that turns the team's Death Challenge victory into a galactic joke at a god's expense.

Relationships

Prince Maestro — The subject and victim of the video.
Princess Donut — Unwitting participant who demands to see it.
Odette — Host who announces it but is blocked from airing it.

Earlier in this series

Also appears in books you've already read — spoiler-safe to their endings:

Sources — 2 recorded facts, by chapter
Chapter 1
  • A viral deepfake 'snick' mocking Prince Maestro as 'Pork Boy,' engulfing the Skull Empire in scandal.
Chapter 61
  • The team's viral post-Death-Challenge snick starring Prince Maestro, with views climbing through the oort cloud.
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